It's All In Your Mind

"It's like a party in my nose!"

"Whoa..."

"What?"

"I've actually had a party in my nose. Well, assuming parties have a distinct odor. Everything I've ever smelled has been in my nose! I've had a pizza up my nose!"

"I've had a dog up my nose! Fire up my nose! Potatoes up my nose!"

"I've had my armpit up my nose! A flower up my nose! Candles up my nose!"

"Oh and not just for smell either! I've had a firetruck lodged in my ears! Fireworks in my ears! A sick person in my mind! I've had you in my ears!"

"Ew..."

"How was it?"

"Like the inside of a hippopotamus with smoker's lung."

"Oh..."