Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I'll Cut Your Face With THIS

"What did the barber say when he lost his tractor?"

"Barber?"

"Oh. Farmer. But I suppose a barber would wonder why he had a tractor anyway."

"So what did the barber say when he lost his tractor?"

"Nothing. He didn't know he had a tractor in the first place."

"Now a tractor beam on the other hand..."

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