Kosher Kittens?

"Every time I see orange juice I think 'orange Jews'"

"Every time someone says in biology, "Cat juice," I get the image of a cat saying 'meowzel tov'"

They look kinda like fish

So. Jon and I decided it would be a good idea to put goolgy eyes on our shoes. Tyler pointed out some potential drawbacks. But we pressed on.

Rush Limbaugh

"You can make a potato burger as long as you have three potatoes and thumbs."

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"That's a hokey folky pokey."

Refuse to Diffuse

"Life is like a water balloon. If you fill it too full, it explodes."

"Marriage is like dynamite. It only takes one match."

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“Caleb! Your beard is gone! It looks nice. It's hibernating inside your face.”

“And in the spring it will come out again.”

“With little flowerbuds on the end of the hairs.”

Dragged Over the Rusty Keyboard of Your Heart

"If your heart goes 'lush dush' there's something wrong with your valves."

"Sounds like something out of a romance novel."

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"Whoa I just dragged my book over my keyboard and something came up. So I couldn't do it any more. I was otherwise engaged."

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"Skittles--they come from Steve."

"I want to make a short film about that. I'd still appreciate it in 50 years."

"The good old days. When skittles came from Steve and water was free."

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"Every time I see the phrase 'naval power' it makes me happy inside."

"In 1913 Churchill had proposed a navel holiday."