Farmer's markets scare me

"You're the apple of my eye."

"You're the apple in my eye."

"You're the apple on my eye."

"You're the eye on my apple."

"Whoa man, that would be scary! It's like veggie tales, but more intense!"

"Like the circus!"

"What if fruit had eyes?"

"The fruit has eyes."

"What if fruit had organs? What if fruit had vestigial organs?"

"Fruit is a vestigial organ."

"Yeah, but it's delicious."