“I'm so tired! Do I have huge bags under my eyes?!”
“No.”
“Oh. I'm disappointed. But I just got the urge to tape garbage bags to my eyes. People would say, 'dude, you have huge bags under your eyes' and I would say, 'yeah I was up really late last night...taping these to my eyes.”
Showing posts with label eyes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label eyes. Show all posts
Monday, October 4, 2010
Sunday, November 8, 2009
They look kinda like fish
So. Jon and I decided it would be a good idea to put goolgy eyes on our shoes. Tyler pointed out some potential drawbacks. But we pressed on.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Farmer's markets scare me
"You're the apple of my eye."
"You're the apple in my eye."
"You're the apple on my eye."
"You're the eye on my apple."
"Whoa man, that would be scary! It's like veggie tales, but more intense!"
"Like the circus!"
"What if fruit had eyes?"
"The fruit has eyes."
"What if fruit had organs? What if fruit had vestigial organs?"
"Fruit is a vestigial organ."
"Yeah, but it's delicious."
"You're the apple in my eye."
"You're the apple on my eye."
"You're the eye on my apple."
"Whoa man, that would be scary! It's like veggie tales, but more intense!"
"Like the circus!"
"What if fruit had eyes?"
"The fruit has eyes."
"What if fruit had organs? What if fruit had vestigial organs?"
"Fruit is a vestigial organ."
"Yeah, but it's delicious."
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Harpoon Teeth
"It's funny how teeth can make someone look bad or good all on their own. Like, a guy could be super good looking, but if his teeth are screwed up, he looks like a freak."
"Yeah it never really happens with eyes. They can be big or small or slanted or whatever, but whatever they are, you can find some way to like them."
"And noses are never too much of a problem. Owen Wilson's nose looks like it got caught in the fridge 8 or 9 times, but he's still good looking."
"Yeah, unless you're Michael Jackson or Tycho Brahe. There's no redeeming those noses."
" Mouths are a little more problematic though. That guy on guitar hero is a complete freak."
"Oh man yeah! But it's not really his mouth. It's more his teeth. They look like harpoons. And his tongue is the whale."
"He was probably called "Harpoon Teeth" as a child on the playground. It hurt at first, but eventually he came to terms with it and adopted it as a nickname."
"Then he started a band. "Harpoon Teeth." He originally wanted it to be techno, but the name kinda limited it to metal."
"I just figured out what I want to do for a job. Write biographies for video game characters.
"Yeah it never really happens with eyes. They can be big or small or slanted or whatever, but whatever they are, you can find some way to like them."
"And noses are never too much of a problem. Owen Wilson's nose looks like it got caught in the fridge 8 or 9 times, but he's still good looking."
"Yeah, unless you're Michael Jackson or Tycho Brahe. There's no redeeming those noses."
" Mouths are a little more problematic though. That guy on guitar hero is a complete freak."
"Oh man yeah! But it's not really his mouth. It's more his teeth. They look like harpoons. And his tongue is the whale."
"He was probably called "Harpoon Teeth" as a child on the playground. It hurt at first, but eventually he came to terms with it and adopted it as a nickname."
"Then he started a band. "Harpoon Teeth." He originally wanted it to be techno, but the name kinda limited it to metal."
"I just figured out what I want to do for a job. Write biographies for video game characters.
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