"I went to a stand up comedy night the other day. The comedian got up and said, 'I feel funny.' We all laughed. That's when he had his stroke."
"Why is Friday night the best night to work in a bar?"
"Everybody is tipsy!"
What do you call a hic-up in South America? A hic down.
What do you call a hic-up in Australia? A hic down under.
What do you call a redneck when he gets up in the morning? A hick-up.
What do you call a shooting in South Dakota? A hick-down.
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You guys consistently make my day.
I'm with pushlings.
this is ridiculously funny. i could read it all day long.
What do you call a Alabama auto shop? hicks-down-under
...please where can I buy a unicorn?
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