Where's My Wearwithal?

“Wherewithal is a great word. It can mean anything. Courage, weakness, concentration, distractiveness, hunger, length of limbs, golf clubs.”

“I lack the wherewithal to golf for all these reasons.”

“Wherewithal could be another name for a hat, too. A Wearwithal.”

“Sorry. I can't do it. I don't have the Wearwithal.”

You Guys Sounded Super Good

"ἑμποδίζει σεαυτόν"

"Why'd you say that?"

"It's the only thing I could think of."

"You could say that about anything."

"Nose sweater."

"Potato shoes."

"Totem toes."

"Why'd you say that?"

"It's the only thing I could think of!"

"What do you call a lot of Polish people standing on eachothers' heads?"

"Totem poles!"