Rolling like Violet Beauregarde

"This is going to be a stupid post."

"I run into stupid posts."


"I'm as tired as roadkill after a 72 hour day."

"I'm like butter. I'm on a roll."

"I'm like frosting. I'm on a cinnamon roll. Wait..."

"How is Absolom like a leaf? Both hang from trees."


"I'm kinda like a Garden gnome."

"Your abs are carved out of solid granite?"

"I exist."