Pocket Jam

“I can't stop thinking about potatoes.”

“Well stop. Think about a pocket knife covered in strawberry ja-.”

“Potato.”

“Stop. Put it in your pipe and smoke it.”

“I can't.”

“Why not?”

“Cuz she's so hiiiiighhhh above me...”

“Is that going to be your response to everything now?”

“Only if you're being ridiculous.”