Brocket

"If you had a pocket full of sunshine in your breast pocket, you would call that heartburn."

Tender Attender

"Don't feed my dog caramel, you'll giver her cancer."

"Caramelcer!"

"Caramelsir!"

"What have you got in your pocket, private?!"

"Caramel, sir, and I can't get it out!"

Humor with Sprinkles

"We have a unique sense of humor. Not a lot of people share it."

"Yes. If people could share it, it would be something concrete I think. Probably would come in a box."

"Box full of humor!"

"Kinda like pocket full of sunshine."

"Pocket full of sunshine! Sprinkle it with dew! Oh wait... those are two different songs."

"Man, if you sprinkled a pocket full of sunshine with dew, it would sizzle."

"I imagine a pocket full of sunshine would hurt a lot."

"You look like you've lost a lot of weight!"

"I know, my thighs are burning off!"

"The new diet product! Pocket full of sunshine! WARNING: Sprinkle with dew before using."