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"A single axon can run the entire length of your body."

"Hehe."

"Hm? Oh gosh. I think I know what image you just got in your head."

"What?"

"A little dude running frantically the whole length of your leg?"

"No, I was thinking of deodorant. 'Axe on, axe off.'"

Helicopter mallet

"you're like a helicopter... you have struts."

"What? well... you're like a truck... you have a bed."

"you're like my computer- you have keys!"

"Ha! You're like a chair- you have cushions.... whoop, i meant to say legs."

"Ha! well, you're like glue- white and pasty!"

"and you're like a broken pencil- pointless"

"Yeah? well you're like habenjero hot sauce- tasteless and unbearable!"

"you're like a rubber mallet dipped in chocolate and dropped in a swimming pool... completely useless!"

"You're like an axe that's repeatedly hit against a rock. You get dull quickly."

"well... you're like... aw... I'm out of things to say..."

"like a broken teleprompter!"