He's a Poooooor Man!

"I sweat money, but I'm still a pore man."

Inflated Oxy Moron

"Money makes my world go round. Like a tire. But I don't have enough money. So my world is flat. But if I have enough money, my world is well-inflated. And when I have too much my world explodes."

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"My this dictionary is definitious."

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"I'm the Crazy Metaphor Man! They call me Crametaman!"

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"I always forget my tips. A dollar a day keeps the doctor away."

"That's not quite right."

"Oh. I forgot my tips again."