"Oh man, what if your fingers had taste buds?"
"That would be so gross. Shaking hands would be an experience."
"Salty. Yeah, there are so many things you touch that you don't want to taste. Dogs, lawn clippings, paper, basketballs, swimming pool water, your own face."
"You could wear flavored gloves though."
"Dentists actually have those."
"Oh gross. I would not want people sucking on my fingers."
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I'd feel bad for plumbers... "Hey! That roast beef tastes even better the second time!"
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