Are we human? Or are we Gladiator?

"So there's a ballet dancer and a gladiator walking through a forest. Now, the ballet dancer is kinda flouncy, and is singing "are we human? Or are we dancer!" incessantly and ergo, is driving the gladiator nuts. Because he's a man. Now, this particular forest happens to be filled to the brim with bears, and, since the ballet dancer forgot to hang her trash from a tree, they come out and eat her. They don't bother the gladiator for obvious reasons. He chuckes and says, "Well, I'm glad 'e ate 'er."