Summer Gazebo

Well summer has come and Jon and Jon have become just one Jon and another Jon for a while. I, Jon, will be on a fishing boat in Alaska (hopefully) for most of the summer. Jon, on the other hand, will remain here, working at the Thai house and hanging out with various people. However, we will both be keeping blogs this summer.

missinggoat.blogspot.com

[I'll get Jon to post his link later]

Have a good summer everyone! May God bless you in everything you do. Love him with all your heart and do not forget him. He will be there to guide you at all times. I look forward to seeing you all next year!

Ciao!

Lordship Final?

"Facebook is Satan!"

"Maybe Satan is Facebook..."

"That explains so much... Why is my tassel wet?"

Kick You With Mah Shotgun

"I just thought of something! If you kicked someone's donkey in the nose, you could say, 'I just kicked your ass in the face!"

Brocket

"If you had a pocket full of sunshine in your breast pocket, you would call that heartburn."

Metrical escalation

"Meter: rhythm that falls at regular intervals. Like a man with a peg leg on an escalator."

Joncentrate

"I am concentrated! And yes, I have been drunk. But I was watered down first."

Gill Tea Pleasures

"I'm glad we didn't play Mario Cart. I hate that game."

"Why?"

"I played it a whole bunch one day, then Chuck came over and played like 30 games because he couldn't get enough. If they have Mario Cart in Heaven, I'm not playing."

"What if you could be in the car?"

"That would be freaky. 'Oh hey there Mario!' 'Hel-oo ther-e Jon! Wel-e-come to Heav-en!'"

"If I played Mario Cart right now, I'd feel guilty."

"I never feel guilty."

"Gill tea, on the other hand, is delicious."

"Gill tea. Breathe it in."

"Something's fishy about this tea."

Paradoxical

"What did Zeno name his yacht club?"

"Zeno's Pair-o-Docks!"