Weirder Than a Box of Inside-Out Coconuts

"That chimney has a wierd shadow. It's triangular."

"Batman 3: Triangular Shadow."

"Batman 4: Squarish-Shaped Shadow."

"Batman 5: Pentagonal Shaped Shadow."

"Batman 6: Robin goes to boarding school!"

"While Batman gets progressively fatter."

"Vigilantes need donuts too."

"Vigilante Donuts!"

"You could make a whole line of vigilante gear. They already have Batman underwear. Vigilante toilet brush. Vigilante kitchen knife set. Vigilante water--bottled at the source. Vigilante fruit snacks."

"Man I really want to start a line of fruit snacks. Freddy VS Jason fruit snacks..."

"Why are these all red?"

"In my neighborhood, everything is cherry flavored."

"Bad role model fruit snacks. Berry Britney Spears! Lime Lindsey Lohan!"

"Leonidas fruit snacks."

"THIS IS PINEAPPLE!!!"