Swollen Presence

"Staab, you're still here?"

"Yes. I think I'm sick."

"You have stay-here-itis."

"The swelling of the stay here."

"That actually makes perfect sense.

Unique New York

"I always end up saying 'unique Yew Nork.'"

"Sounds like a moral at the end of a story. 'If you Neek, you nork."

"Isn't there something called a nark?"

"Yeah. Like a Narcoleptics Officer."

"...State Farm is there."

Sheep Talking

"I was falling asleep just now, and when I opened my eyes, I thought Mr. Schlect was walking around carrying a half empty pie pan."

Desirable Runnnings

Christian: "Coolness is basically being in a desirable state, right?"

"Yeah, that's why I like you. You're in such a desirable state."

"Why yes I am. I'm very desirable."

"You know what else? It's fairly desirable outside today."

"I had to put on a coat this morning because the weather was so desirable."

"You can go ahead and put the drinks in the desirable-er."

"The desirablator."

"The desirabilitator."

"Desirable beans."

Inntertuba

"You need to get in touch with your inntertube."

"My central vacuole?! I'm under a lot of pressure!"

"What?! Contractile vacuole?!"

"SPLEURGH!"

"Whelp, there's my lunch."