Let loose the Pylons of War

"Oh man I know nothing about the history final."

"Yeah me neither. I don't know whether Pylos is person or a place or an animal or vegetable or mineral."

"Yeah, all I can think of when I hear that word is a traffic cone."

"Pylon was very middle-of-the-road on this issue."

"Pylos was a major thoroughfare for Greek trade."

"However, they were forced to take a detour around it."

"Darn rubberneckers."

Snowing Parmesan Cheese

"What do you call a cheese popsicle?"

"Freezy cheese!"

"What do you call someone else's cheese popsicle?"

"Nacho Popsicle!"