Showing posts with label toupee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toupee. Show all posts

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Shoplifting Hairpieces

"Do I have to to pay?"

"I'm sorry sir, but you... don't have toupee."

"What, I don't have to pay? I had to pay yesterday!"

"No sir, you don't have toupee. In fact you're completely bald."