Thursday, May 6, 2010

Shoplifting Hairpieces

"Do I have to to pay?"

"I'm sorry sir, but you... don't have toupee."

"What, I don't have to pay? I had to pay yesterday!"

"No sir, you don't have toupee. In fact you're completely bald."
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2 comments:

Unknown said...

Does it make it better or worse if the shopkeeper is Italian?

"You don't have-a toupee."

May 7, 2010 at 6:08 AM
MissingGoat said...

Ohh my goodness so much better!

May 7, 2010 at 10:16 AM

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