Paint, Pig, Paint

“That hand motion makes it look like you're shaking a gallon of paint.”

“A pig?”

“Yes. And you're telling it to get back to work. No! Paint!”

Jewish Demi-god of Witty Pigs

Charles, Jon and I were walking along one evening.

"Hm I really want to do some hand springs."

"You can make water come from your hands!?"

"Doh ho ho ho ho!"

"Staab, you are a god of wit."

"Or maybe just a demi-god of wit."

"Or the son of a demi-god of wit."

"Or the cousin of a son of a demi-god of wit."

"I have the scent of wit, thrice removed. I touched something that touched something that smelled like wit."

"Kosher wit!"

"Not quite. More like funny pigs."