Jewish Demi-god of Witty Pigs

Charles, Jon and I were walking along one evening.

"Hm I really want to do some hand springs."

"You can make water come from your hands!?"

"Doh ho ho ho ho!"

"Staab, you are a god of wit."

"Or maybe just a demi-god of wit."

"Or the son of a demi-god of wit."

"Or the cousin of a son of a demi-god of wit."

"I have the scent of wit, thrice removed. I touched something that touched something that smelled like wit."

"Kosher wit!"

"Not quite. More like funny pigs."

The Joke Post

"I went to a stand up comedy night the other day. The comedian got up and said, 'I feel funny.' We all laughed. That's when he had his stroke."


"Why is Friday night the best night to work in a bar?"

"Everybody is tipsy!"


What do you call a hic-up in South America? A hic down.

What do you call a hic-up in Australia? A hic down under.


What do you call a redneck when he gets up in the morning? A hick-up.

What do you call a shooting in South Dakota? A hick-down.