"What do you call a creepy farmer?"
"A stalker!"
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"What do you call a Seventh-Day-Adventist carpenter?"
"A Tin Roof Sunday!"
Showing posts with label farmer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label farmer. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
I'll Cut Your Face With THIS
"What did the barber say when he lost his tractor?"
"Barber?"
"Oh. Farmer. But I suppose a barber would wonder why he had a tractor anyway."
"So what did the barber say when he lost his tractor?"
"Nothing. He didn't know he had a tractor in the first place."
"Now a tractor beam on the other hand..."
"Barber?"
"Oh. Farmer. But I suppose a barber would wonder why he had a tractor anyway."
"So what did the barber say when he lost his tractor?"
"Nothing. He didn't know he had a tractor in the first place."
"Now a tractor beam on the other hand..."
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