Showing posts with label barber. Show all posts
Showing posts with label barber. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I'll Cut Your Face With THIS

"What did the barber say when he lost his tractor?"

"Barber?"

"Oh. Farmer. But I suppose a barber would wonder why he had a tractor anyway."

"So what did the barber say when he lost his tractor?"

"Nothing. He didn't know he had a tractor in the first place."

"Now a tractor beam on the other hand..."