Zebra Stamps

"Jon, could you tell me what you think of my declamation?"

"Sure."

"..."

"It's great."

"I haven't gone yet."

"Yes, but I do know it's white with black on it. Like a dyslexic zebra sat on it. Or maybe it was an albino zebra who had been wandering through the desert when a lost writer who could only read and write backwards wrote your declamation on it who sat on what is now your declamation."

"Maybe."