Dragged Over the Rusty Keyboard of Your Heart

"If your heart goes 'lush dush' there's something wrong with your valves."

"Sounds like something out of a romance novel."

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"Whoa I just dragged my book over my keyboard and something came up. So I couldn't do it any more. I was otherwise engaged."

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"Skittles--they come from Steve."

"I want to make a short film about that. I'd still appreciate it in 50 years."

"The good old days. When skittles came from Steve and water was free."

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"Every time I see the phrase 'naval power' it makes me happy inside."

"In 1913 Churchill had proposed a navel holiday."