Neil "Wondercalves" Crompton, Champion Sprinter

"Man. Mcjagger's lips are like bananas moving on top of eachother."

"Like puppets!"

"On strings?"

"Yeah. Or maybe battery powered."

"Oh darn my lips are dead. Lemme change the battery really quick."

"What if every part of your body was electronic? Your leg really could fall asleep! Or maybe just die...."

"What if each part of your body was alive independently of you?"

"I would keep my subjects happy. Wouldn't want a revolt."

"Holy cow, man."

"Holy cow-man!"

"Cow-man and his sidekick wondercalf!"

"That sticks in my head."

"Like sticks."

"Or gum in your hard drive."

Frame's Fingers

"Oh man, have you seen a picture of John Frame? He looks like a hippopotamus in a suit."

"Yeah he kinda does. But a jolly hippopotamus."

"I dunno man, there's jolly kinds of old men and there's non jolly kinds of old men."

"Yeah, but Frame looks super jolly."

"Awh man I saw a cool old man at the bagel place today. I just kept looking at him thinking, 'what a cool old guy.' He was there with his nice old wife and he was wearing an old man hat and old man slacks. What a cool guy."

"Yeah I like old men. Have you met my grandpa? He pretty much embodies 'jolly.' He'll just come over and chuckle and poke jokes. And he's missing a finger. Which he's kinda happy about, cuz it makes pottery a lot easier."

"I want to be missing a finger. It would be such a great conversation starter. 'So... I'm missing a finger.'"

"Whoa! What if your fingers were switched with your toes?!"

"Imagine pointing at something or brushing your teeth or typing a paper!"

"Of course, you could probably just do that with your feet."