"I want some darned fresh fruit!"
"Youuu can't darn fruit."
"I'm good with a needle."
"Maybe the needle is good with you. Do you guide the needle or does the naid gheedle you?"
Showing posts with label fruit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fruit. Show all posts
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Farmer's markets scare me
"You're the apple of my eye."
"You're the apple in my eye."
"You're the apple on my eye."
"You're the eye on my apple."
"Whoa man, that would be scary! It's like veggie tales, but more intense!"
"Like the circus!"
"What if fruit had eyes?"
"The fruit has eyes."
"What if fruit had organs? What if fruit had vestigial organs?"
"Fruit is a vestigial organ."
"Yeah, but it's delicious."
"You're the apple in my eye."
"You're the apple on my eye."
"You're the eye on my apple."
"Whoa man, that would be scary! It's like veggie tales, but more intense!"
"Like the circus!"
"What if fruit had eyes?"
"The fruit has eyes."
"What if fruit had organs? What if fruit had vestigial organs?"
"Fruit is a vestigial organ."
"Yeah, but it's delicious."
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