I Willn't Dump Stir... Fry

"Do not play in on or around the dumpster."

"Also, do not play between, among, under, or behind the dumpster."

"Do not play through the dumpster."

"Do not play with the dumpster."

"Do not play without the dumpster."

"Do not play against the dumpster."

"Do not provoke the dumpster."

"Do not tease the dumpster."

"Do not misunderstand the dumpster."

"Do not befriend the dumpster."

"Do not invite the dumpster over for dinner."

"Do not ask the dumpster for directions."

"Do not make eye contact with the dumpster."

Deep Fried Eggs

"What do you call a family of young dogs living in a dumpster?"

"A litter of puppies!"