He's Short--He Deserves to Be Pushed Over

"Why is there a higher mortality rate among skydiving midgets?"

"They have 3 feet farther to fall."

Let's roll like a stone that gathers no moss.

"Man I used to be so short."

"Me too. I used to be all heights. Including 90 feet. They used to call me Paul Bunyan."

"I used to have 90 feet. They called me Tentacles. I used to tell people I was going to go for a run, and they'd say, 'good luck.'"

"I'm going to go for a crawl instead."